FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: 4/1/2014 Staplez Formerly Twist Office Products 800.62.TWISTSTPLZ info@twistop.comstaplez.com TWIST OFFICE PRODUCTS CHANGES NAME TO STAPLEZ Working Overtime To Please Customers Was Too Hard MN and IL: Twist Office Products announced today the decision to change the company name to Staplez, effective immediately. Representatives from the newly formed Staplez cited the decision to proceed with an immediate name change was one that was fairly easy to make as evidenced by the words from their executive team: "We realized that our passion for serving the local community was not only exhausting, but increasingly expensive. Our free next-day delivery was too tempting for customers to pass up and eating into our bottom line. Furthermore, all the little extras – inside delivery, personal quality service, custom stamps, project management, and special pricing – was simply more than customers really expected given the service they were used to from big box retailers. The solution was clear and Staplez was born." The new name change is only part of a larger 2014 initiative to mirror big box retailers; today the Staplez executive team outlined supporting projects they will be rolling out immediately: No more sponsoring of college scholarships for deserving high school students from the local community. A national name requires a larger bank account balance. Effective immediately, all Twist OP personnel will be replaced with robots. Less caring, more ka-ching. No more searching for hard-to-find items for customers. If you can’t find it, you don’t really need it. About Twist Office Products Staplez: Staplez, formerly Twist Office Products, is was based in Roseville, MN, New Prague, MN, and Wood Dale, IL but is now based anywhere there is money to be made and customers to exploit.
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